‘Cradle the Balls, Stroke the Shaft’: The Legend of Stallone’s Horny Hot Mic

Accounts vary as to what Sly allegedly said and when, but as the rumor mill has grown over the years, so has the impact of his sexy instructions

Fact-Checking the Gluck Gluck 9000, the So-Called Perfect Blow-Job Technique

Popularized on the ‘Call Her Daddy’ podcast, the GG9K has become the internet’s buzziest blow job. But is it really as cum-worthy as it seems?

Can You Meet Your Daily Protein Requirement with Cum?

It’s possible, but you’re gonna need to put in some real work

For the Last Time, Swallowing Cum Can’t Get You Pregnant

Not one baby has every been birthed out of someone’s intestines. Thanks for asking, though

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