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Pets Keep Getting High Off of Their Humans’ Supply

Accidental cannabis consumption in pets has increased significantly in recent years, and it’s not just dogs and cats getting stoned. A new study reveals that even cockatoos are flying high in a whole different way

Post-9/11 America Is a Hummer H2

It’s been 20 years since the debut of the H2, a bloated truck that inspired the masses with its heft, price and military roots. Looking back, it represented the dumbest insecurities of post-9/11 America — and it still informs some of the worst masculine tropes today

The Biggest, Toughest Balls of Ballbusting Porn

So deeply committed to testicular torture that they’ve made it their lifestyles and careers, these guys will stop at nothing to get their sacks sacked

Six Alternatives to the Universally Loathed Allbirds

Like the Patagonia vest, Allbirds have come to represent a Certain Type of Guy. But you can still go knit without becoming him