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Slap Some Spider Venom on Your Dick for a Better Boner

And four other things we learned about our bodies this week

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

At this point, I think we've covered the dong shot from every conceivable angle

What’s the Average Number of Thrusts During the Average Bout of Sex?

It’s the sex equivalent of ‘How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?’ conundrum (which actually sounds dirtier)

Guys, Don’t Worry, Your Grower Is Okay

There’s a surprisingly large internet fandom for time-lapse boners — and it would love to see your floppy softie swell