condiments
Nobody Is Making You Order Toxic Novelty Food Off the Internet
Between TikTok’s ‘Pink Sauce’ drama and Daily Harvest's poisonous lentils, maybe it’s best to stick to the supermarket
Fuck It, Let’s Make Every Food into a Sexual Novelty Product
I truly didn’t know how badly we needed sexual novelty foods until I heard about CamSoda’s new line of blatantly horny hot dog toppings
How Ketchup Became the Official Condiment of Man-Children
Though 97 percent of Americans have ketchup in their fridge, it’s become synonymous with cloying juvenalia and rampant immaturity. Here’s its journey from refined topping to childish condiment
The True MVP of Thanksgiving Dinner? Horseradish
Sorry, but if your nostrils aren’t on fire while you eat, you’re doing Thanksgiving wrong
