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DILFs < Hunkles, Tighty-Whitie Facemasks and Restarting the Quarantine Clock Just to Leave the House

My girlfriend and I absolutely had to escape our quarantine pad this past weekend, so we did what most people do now that there’s only…

The Patient Zero Myth, the Obama Sellouts and the Unbreakable Ways of the Internet

I know self-isolation and quarantine aren’t exactly fun. But imagine for a second if we had to power through it without any internet. Way less…

On Christopher Meloni’s A-Plus Ass, Jason Bateman’s Rolled-Sleeves and the Coronavirus Gender War

There’s butts, and then there’s Wet Hot American Summer actor Christopher Meloni’s butt. Some say Meloni’s ass has charted a shift in how we view…

Air Travel After Corona, Why This Ain’t No 9/11 (So Stop Comparing Them) and the Chris Benoit Redemption Tour

What’s flying gonna be like when this absolute shit storm has passed? Well, it could be terrible with only, like, two airlines — probably the…