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The Internet’s Favorite Dirty Bird, Why Cops Have Such Terrible Aim and the Strange-Yet-Adorable Erection Some Dudes are Getting

No, I’m not going to tell you about the strangest erection I’ve ever gotten. Don’t misunderstand—I’ve gotten PLENTY. But I’m pretty sure my mom reads…

The Baby-Carrying DILFs of Instagram, Curved Dicks and Donald Trump, the ‘Horseface’ Killah

I like a good insult as much of the next guy. But “horseface”? Really, Mr. President? That’s got to be the weakest shit ever. And, as…

Used Political Panties 4 Sale, Spider Bros and Why You Always See Socks on Male Porn Stars

It’s funny, I’ve never thought about why socks are so ubiquitous among male porn performers. Possibly because I have other things on my mind. But…

The Defenders of (Alleged) Shitty Men, Deep-Throating for Hetero Guys and College Dorm Hijinx

I feel like most college kids have a “wild” college dorm room story. I know I do. My floormates and I were crazy. UC Berkeley-Sproul…