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MEL Visits a Sex-Doll Brothel, Tamping Down the Ol’ Vagina Neck and Going Down in Flames at the Office Holiday Party

It’s a rite of passage to make an ass of yourself at a holiday party at least once in your life. Think about it: Life…

Doctors <3 Their Whippits, a Gallon of Milk a Day for the #Gains and the Eternal Sunshine of the Cringe-Free Mind

It doesn’t surprise me much to read that doctors are doing whippits by the boxful. Think about it: MDs in residency often work 80 hours…

A Eulogy for the Buff Kangaroo, Carbon Sucking and Criticism in the Bedroom

I’m going to keep this short and sweet because I need to get to the gym, stat. It wasn’t until I read this Miles Klee…

Dave Navarro’s Tattoo Thievery, Crying Superheroes and Botox for Your Balls

I don’t think I’ll ever understand trying to improve the size and shape of one’s balls — and that goes double for using Botox in…