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The Life of a Literal Assman, How Jingles About Poop Get Written and the New Generation of Couples Not Weirded Out by Location Sharing

Look, I’ve got nothing to hide. I’m not a serial killer, I don’t dress up as a bat at night to fight crime and I…

Learning How to Be a Better Bottom, Tony Soprano: MAGA Bro and a Brief History of Getting a Drink Thrown in Your Face

I thought I didn’t need to read this hilarious Miles Klee investigation on whether Tony Soprano would’ve been a Trump supporter, but damn if I’m…

Straight Men on Eating Ass, the Lengths Muslims Go to Keep Their Asses Clean and the Kind of Sex People *Really* Want on Valentine’s Day

I’m not really into ass eating, but damn if I’m not fascinated by the people who are. The other thing that similarly fascinates me: How…