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The State of Male Witchcraft, The Untold Story of the Dancing Pumpkin Man and Gay M&M’s: A MEL Halloween Spooktacular

Hell yes, Halloween is finally here. The one day of the year when we gladly consume scary shit in massive quantities, instead of the rest…

NoFappers 4 Kanye, CliffsNotes for Prestige TV and the Problem With a Lack of Morning Wood

Kanye West is now the one true god to all NoFappers, rich shitheads have, once and for all, killed Deadspin and the president learned how…

Magic, Mischief and Beef (Hearts), It’s What’s for Dinner

Don’t look now, but things are getting spookier around these parts. And besides witches and monsters, what’s a Halloween Week without a little magic? Alright,…

All the Reasons ‘Monster Mash’ is Actually a Graveyard Smash, Booing For Our Freedom and An Intro to Male Witches

If your Spotify playlist for the week doesn’t include Bobby Pickett’s “Monster Mash,” seek help. What, you’re not convinced it’s a graveyard smash? Get the…