toilet

The Dirty Truth About Guys Who Never Wash Their Hands

Last week, Fox News host Pete Hegseth said on air, to a viewership of approximately 1.5 million people, that he hasn’t washed his hands in…

In the Near Future, Our Toilets Will Judge Us on the Quality of Our Poop

If you’ve ever taken a stomach-wrenching shit, stood up, examined said onyx-colored turd with your eyes and thought to yourself, “Well, that can’t be good,”…

The Best Time in History to Use a Toilet

There’s nothing quite like finding a toilet you can spend the rest of your life with — one you’ll forever compare all other toilets to,…

Why the Bidet Never Made It to America

Before my first day of kindergarten, I was under the impression that every toilet came equipped with some sort of adjacent water shooting apparatus. In…