toilet
In the Near Future, Our Toilets Will Judge Us on the Quality of Our Poop
If you’ve ever taken a stomach-wrenching shit, stood up, examined said onyx-colored turd with your eyes and thought to yourself, “Well, that can’t be good,”…
The Best Time in History to Use a Toilet
There’s nothing quite like finding a toilet you can spend the rest of your life with — one you’ll forever compare all other toilets to,…
Why the Bidet Never Made It to America
Before my first day of kindergarten, I was under the impression that every toilet came equipped with some sort of adjacent water shooting apparatus. In…