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The Dos and Don’ts of Post-Thanksgiving Dinner Sex
Or should that be the ins and outs?
The Case for Masturbating Before Thanksgiving Dinner
According to some, it makes you hungrier! It might make you less of a drag to be around, too
No Creature on Earth Has Hotter, More Deranged Sex Than the Wild Turkey
From facial boners to kinky choking to elaborate displays of BDSM-like dominance, turkeys make your sex life look like a melted vanilla sundae
What the Hell Does the Church of Satan Think of Deviled Eggs?
As well as deviled ham, devil’s food cake and even — God forbid — angel food cake
