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The Divine Teachings of ‘Fucking the Text Man for Texts’

Nearly five years after the original tweet, it's become an undying meme that tears at the complicated fabric of modern desire

An Expert Analysis of the Weird Whale Penis Chapter in ‘Moby Dick’

Given that it contains graphic scenes of a man wearing a whale’s dick skin as a ceremonial robe, I really needed to ask a few whaling, biology and literature experts what it all means

Men’s Ball-Scratching Secrets Have Led to An All-Out War on TikTok

After it was revealed that guys scratch their balls through their pants pockets — which, duh — TikTok split into two distinct factions that are now attacking each other over the unlicensed spillage of supposed privileged information

What, Exactly, Does Good Pussy Taste Like?

As a recent Reddit thread on r/sex pointed out, pussy can taste like a lot of different things, but the most common one will really wet your whistle