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How to Avoid the Neck Vagina

Our president has a vagina neck. Never noticed it? Well, you can see for yourself here. And here. Also, here, here, here and — my…

We Mainlined McDonald’s Huge New Breakfast Sandwich, and Our Arteries Will Never Forgive Us

In my present state of ketosis, I’m not ashamed to admit that I dream of McMuffins. Because in my previous state of frequent hungoverness, they…

The Bigger Your Belly, The Longer You’ll Last During Sex

If you’ve ever wondered how to last longer during sex, you’ve probably come up with myriad different tricks for keeping the flood from drowning your…

This Might Sound Stupid, But… Where Does All the Weight Go When I Lose It?

The mirror suggests it; the scales confirm it: You have, through hardcore dedication and/or a terrible stomach virus, managed to lose some weight. But… lose…