fat

How Long Would It Really Take ‘Endgame’ Thor to Go From Hardbody to Potato?

Thor is fat in the new Avengers: Endgame movie. That’s all I can tell you, since my editor threatened to “string you up from yonder…

Do I Actually Need to Exercise If I’m Skinny?

I like to think I eat pretty well: My girlfriend and I typically cook our own meals, which usually include a decent amount of fruits…

What’s in This?: Eggnog

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

How to Avoid the Neck Vagina

Our president has a vagina neck. Never noticed it? Well, you can see for yourself here. And here. Also, here, here, here and — my…