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What Do You Put Away When That Special Guest Comes Over?

A recent survey of more than 1,413 women, conducted by sex toy retailer TooTimid.com, found that 54 percent of women still hide their sex toys…

Wash Your Disgusting Drinking Glass, Idiot!

I’m shook. I just discovered I might have been drinking feces the past few years, and my world has never felt like more of a lie….

Yes, You’re Supposed to Wash Your Recyclables

Sure, you care about the environment, but, hey, you’re just one guy, so, what can you do? You can’t afford a Tesla, so you’re sticking…

The Dirty Bastard’s Guide to Cleaning Your Apartment

The most withering personal critique I’ve ever received was when a female roommate told me I was “tidy, but not clean.” For years, I’d been operating…