What Kids Did All Day in the Year 2000

The youth of today want to know how we passed the time before smartphones

Why Pressing Your Junk Against a Jacuzzi Jet Is a Sexual Rite of Passage

This one goes out to my first love, a gentle but captivating jacuzzi jet

The Kids in ‘Good Boys’ Reminds Us That ‘Boys Will Be Boys’ Doesn’t Have to Be a Truism

The producers of ‘Superbad’ give us a tween comedy that provides a lot of hope for the future of men

The Art of Beating Off in Your Childhood Home During the Holidays

What’s a man to do when he finds the old Victoria’s Secret catalogs hidden underneath his bed?