In case you aren’t aware, today is what was once known as “Sunday.” I have to mention that, because time is now an abstract construct! Shit, all I know these days is eating snacks and checking my iPhone.
But no matter how bad this gets, no matter how long quarantine lasts, it’ll still never be okay to direct message celebrities on Instagram. Buddy, this could very well be the End Times — do you really think Julia Fox is gonna spend her last days talking to you? That isn’t how social distancing works!
Must Read
At-Home Coronavirus Tests Aren’t a Saving Grace. They’re Snake Oil.
Too Much Time on Their, Um, Hands
The Lonely Hearts in Quarantine Turning Their Masturbation Into Data Viz
Time for TV
In ‘Ozark’ Season Three, Marital Issues Are Scarier Than the Cartel
The Directors of ‘Crip Camp’ Want You to Know Disability Rights Will Affect You, Too
The Coolest Films You Can Watch on the Criterion Channel (and Nowhere Else)
10 Actually Family-Friendly TV Series You Can Stream Together (and Not Go Crazy)
The Tragic Absurdity of French New Wave Cinema Is the Perfect Quarantine Binge
More Long(ish) Reads
These Fans Created Fantasy Leagues That Don’t Need Actual Sports
In Anti-Vaxxer Groups, a Dangerous Coronavirus Agenda Takes Shape
I’m in Italy on Lockdown. This Is a Warning From the Future.
Other Shit You Should Read, Because What Else Are You Even Doing?
An Ode to Fran Drescher, My Lifelong Semi-Problematic Leftist Crush
Forget Darth Vader, Science Fiction’s Greatest Villain Has Always Been the Pandemic
But Don’t Just Take Our Word For It…
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— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) March 25, 2020
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— Childish Quarantino (@pokembersegg) March 25, 2020
Magdalene Taylor
Magdalene Taylor is a staff writer at MEL. She covers internet culture, sex and the online adult industry. She lives in Brooklyn but is from God's Country, Western Massachusetts.
