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Balls Full of COVID, Why It’s Your Duty to Spend Your Stimulus on Dumb Shit and the End of the White Sneaker Trend

Look at me. Now look down at your balls. Now look at me again. Quick, give your balls one more look. Those things are huge! Just kidding, they’re normal sized, but they’re also potentially dangerous. Dangerous you say? Yes, they could be carrying COVID-19. Indeed, coronavirus, like pee, is stored in the balls. Or is it? Magdalene Taylor investigates.

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