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A Taste of Robert Pattinson’s Microwave Pasta, Coronavirus Profiteering and OnlyFans Hot Mom Memes

There’s pasta — the national food (or something) of Italy that describes dishes like cacio e pepe, spaghetti alla nerano and, of course, bolognese —…

How to Ejaculate Like Really, Really Far, a Requiem for the Old Kind of Big-Screen TV and a Nice Cup of Weed Tea

Okay, so, we’ve been serious for MONTHS now since this damn coronavirus hit the scene and fucked up all of our lives, but after a…

R.I.P. Frank Costanza, Why No One Should Want to Be Called a ‘Hero’ and Sex on SSRIs

I want to kick things off by mentioning the passing of Jerry Stiller, better known to many of us as Frank Costanza from Seinfeld. He…

Sunday Reads: Mother’s Day in Quarantine, COVID-19 Pranksters and Little Richard, Sex God

Surprise, it’s Mother’s Day! As if you didn’t know. Feting mom in lockdown, though, is a completely different matter. Lucky for you, we have some…