Why Tuesdays Are Worse Than Mondays, the Scathing ‘Capitalism Is Good’ Parody and J.Crew Moose-Knuckle Pant Problems

It’s Hump Day, which, of course, cuts both ways: There’s still half the week to go, but it’s also not Monday. And better yet, it’s not Tuesday, which Miles Klee argues is actually far worse than Monday, a day that has been forever painted as the worst, when really, it’s the day that follows — Tuesday — that deserves our wrath.

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