Remember how we told you that May is the time of year when people go fucking nuts? Case in point: Elon Musk. But pay no attention to Mr. Musk — well, actually, belay that order — because word has come down from on high that everyone’s favorite couch-meltdown man (see the synergy here?), Tom Cruise, has agreed to shoot a batshit new movie.
Entirely in outer space.
In collaboration with *checks notes* Elon Musk.
You don’t need me to tell you why this is the most nuts thing yet — Miles Klee has already explained why this latest example of Meltdown May is never, ever going to happen.
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