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How to Ejaculate Like Really, Really Far, a Requiem for the Old Kind of Big-Screen TV and a Nice Cup of Weed Tea

Okay, so, we’ve been serious for MONTHS now since this damn coronavirus hit the scene and fucked up all of our lives, but after a few frank discussions around the MEL pitch room, we’ve decided it’s time to get back to our bread-and-butter: Dick content.

I mean, you’ve read about how to make your loads bigger (and if you haven’t, you haven’t been reading the site very long because against all odds, it’s maybe our most popular story ever — thanks search traffic!), so now read about how to make those bigger loads travel farther.

We are so stupid.

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