I’m going to turn you on, yes I am… You’re really gushing now… Ooh yeah, just like that… Damn, I LOVE how wild you’re getting… Quit splashing me… No wait, keep going… OH YEAH, GET ME WET, BABY…
I’m talking about washing the dishes — get your minds out of the gutter, you sick perverts.
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Jeff Gross
Jeff Gross is MEL’s senior editor for social media and content marketing. His daily ICYMI column, which chronicles all things meta on the site, is the quickest way to catch up on MEL, and the funniest thing you’ll read all day. Follow him on Twitter.
