Wet Sleeves (and the Men Who Love Them), the Rise of the Young Shitlers and COVID Toes

I’m going to turn you on, yes I am… You’re really gushing now… Ooh yeah, just like that… Damn, I LOVE how wild you’re getting… Quit splashing me… No wait, keep going… OH YEAH, GET ME WET, BABY…

I’m talking about washing the dishes — get your minds out of the gutter, you sick perverts.

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