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The Guys Who Like to Feel a Breeze Between Their Legs, Fixing Your Shitty Resume and the History of Hot, Dirty Alien Sex
Man, dudes will hump just about anything in the galaxy, won’t they? Blue skin, “light” skin, three boobs, no boobs, shellfish — heck, even a…
How It Feels to Run 50 Miles on Two Tabs of Acid, Zoning Out in ‘The Zone’ and the Animals Who Insist on Swapping Sides in Bed
I had a friend (you know who you are) who used to smoke a “grip” of weed, to use the parlance of the time, before…
Porn-Set Bromances, The Dirt on ‘The Dirt’ and the Moist Reality of Letting Your Apple Watch Rot Your Skin Off
I’m not entirely sure why anyone would be surprised to find what is essentially jungle rot under their watch band when they barely take the…
A Day in the Life of BBW Porn Star Sofia Rose, Why ‘Funnymooning’ > Honeymooning and the Dudes with a ‘Time of the Month’
Man, women can’t even have a hormone cycle without guys coming in hot and claiming they’ve got a cycle, too? Smh. WTF, guys? Get off…
