ICYMI

The Oklahoes Making Oklahoma Sexy Again, The Broken Jaw Heard ’Round the World and How the Mandalorian Fucks

I’ve been to Oklahoma and I, for one, am happy to see the 46th state having such a huge pop-culture year. I mean, I had…

Sunday Reads: Kicking Into Holiday High-Gear, Famous Falcon Guys and the Spicy Glamor of the Taco Bell Wedding

I know I said two weeks ago that it was time to get your shit together for the holidays, but now it’s really time to…

The Male Poet Thots of Instagram, What Your High-Tops Say About You and the Year in Landlord Discourse

Sorry for our absence yesterday — we were busy day drinking at Six Flags (no, really). Nothing reminds you of your daily reality of being…

ICYMI: Why People Think ‘Marriage Story’ Invented Acting, the Head-Fucking Falcon Economy and What You Should Get Your Bros for the Holidays

I don’t think I’d watch Marriage Story for $100. $105? Okay, maybe. Either way, all the clips and screenshots shared with complete adoration on Twitter…

ICYMI: Our J.Lo Golden Globes Endorsement (And Her Endorsement of Us), the Lives of Black Incels and the Horrifying Reality of Kidney Stones During Sex

Sunday Reads: The Week in Cowboys, Breastfeeding Baby Yoda and Too-Smooth De Niro

Tinder for Cows, The War Between Levi’s and Wrangler to be Cowboys’ Preferred Denim Brand and Competitive Tetris Gone Viral

Cow Boys (Literally), The Last Days of the Gay Rodeo and an Argument for Making ‘Ringo’ a Compliment, Not an Insult

‘Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*cker,’ The Horse Whispering Convict Cowboys and an Ode to ‘Whamaggedon’

Cowboys, A Guy Unfortunately Named ‘Riley Reid’ and The Perfect Cover for Your Male-Pattern Baldness