It’s Cowboy Week at MEL, because, well, could there be a more iconic symbol of American masculinity? Just be glad we’re not forcing more holiday shit down your throats, because I know you’re getting plenty of that from every Starbucks, Nordstrom and Rubio’s Fish Tacos from sea to shining sea.
But seriously, folks, let’s talk cowboys — and not just the traditional ones either. Like what about the drugstore cowboys who rob pharmacies for prescription drugs? Or the cowgirls who take on bucking mechanical bulls at the local watering hole? Or those in the Patriot Movement who have bastardized the outlaw legend for their own, xenophobic purposes?
In other words, these aren’t your run-of-the-mill, John Wayne-variety cowboys.
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