summer
The Summertime Stripper Blues
I shave my bikini line along the ridge of my outer labia to catch all the stray hairs around my ass and thighs until it’s…
An Electrifying History of the Bug Zapper
Like toilet paper, the bug zapper is one of humankind’s more perfect inventions. It’s not that it was somehow pivotal to our development or anything,…
The Eternal Lie of the Pools That Turn Blue If You Pee in Them
If you pee in the pool, it’ll go blue! There’s a special dye in there, designed to detect urine, and it’ll billow around you in…
Enya Has Been the Song of the Summer for 30 Years
Is there ever a definitive “song of the summer,” or is that label just one more premise for the debate over which music truly matters?…
