A Deceptively Small Oral History of ‘Shrinkage,’ the Perfect Seinfeldian Word

Before ‘Seinfeld,’ there was no English word to describe what happens to your junk in cold air and water. But after it first appeared in a 1994 episode, the world couldn’t get enough of that frightened turtle

I Have the World’s Largest Collection of Penises

From mouse dicks to whale dong, no one has more perfectly preserved penises than Thordur O. Thordarson and his ever-growing Icelandic Phallological Museum

Are Bigger Dicks Better at Getting People Pregnant?

There are many misconceptions about the relationship between penis size and fertility. So let’s clear this up once and for all

Do Steroids Shrink Your Penis, Too?

I know what they do to your testicles, but do they also take your dong down a size?