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The Best Obscure Slang for ‘Drunk’ in Modern History
There are nearly 3,000 ways to say you're shitfaced. It's time to expand your vocabulary — especially if you're currently banjo'd, embalmed, studying snakes or, uh, talking to Ralph on the big white phone
How a Tiny, Red Male Thong Changed Pro Bodybuilding Forever
’Striated glutes are now a marker for appropriate leanness. In effect, smaller posing trunks marked an evolution in the sport itself.’
Hiding Your Old Junk: How to Securely Store Your Nudes
Step #1: Realize that your nudes are never TRULY secure
Is There Any Reliable Way to Last Longer in Bed?
Asking for a friend, y’know
