How Fucked Am I After Going into the Ocean with My Wallet?

It was my first day of vacation, and I was boozing on the beach. Naturally, I got completely wasted and stupidly decided that it would…

It’s Now Okay to Plan Everything Like A Dude

Dudes: Hapless incompetents who shortcut everything and have a bold lack of self-regard for how things look. They fuck up the laundry and burn water….

Can Setting Your Clock Fast on Purpose Actually Cure Your Lateness?

We’ve written before about how there’s a cure for chronic lateness, which basically boils down to recognizing your lack of empathy and embracing your innately…