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How to Get Your Friends to Understand Your Sobriety
And are the friends you unavoidably lose to sobriety really your friends, anyway?
Here’s What Other Tom Arnolds Think of Tom Arnold (Featuring the Actual Tom Arnold)
Or, what it’s like to be asked ‘How’s Roseanne?’ for 35 years straight
The Song of the Quiznos Spongmonkey, the Weirdest Corporate Mascot of All Time
Love them or hate them, the Quiznos Spongmonkeys were so annoying they changed advertising forever. Here’s how a viral video turned into a terrifying sandwich ad
A New Crack Opens in the Manosphere
Many Red Pill bros fear butt play. But for some self-described alphas, prostate stimulation is the most macho way to orgasm. Can the two sides come together?