Smart People Masturbate More Than the Rest of Us, Study Says

New research suggests that the more educated someone is, the more likely they are to jack it frequently. What do they know that the rest of us horny idiots don’t?

The Devastating Picture Books Teaching Five-Year-Olds About School Shootings

Illustrated guidelines are an increasingly common way to teach young children what to do if there’s an intruder at their school — especially when they’re so little they can’t even read yet

The Florida Teachers Going Viral for Flat-Out Rejecting ‘Don’t Say Gay’

Furious about the prospect of outing their students, Florida teachers are taking to TikTok to stand up not just for the kids, but for themselves

Where Books Go After Schools Ban Them

The purging of school libraries is authority at its most banal