digital-culture

The Legend of Horst Schultz, the World’s Most Famous Long-Distance Ejaculator

According to urban legend and a confusing amount of Yahoo! Answers, an American man named Horst Schultz once set the record for furthest-reaching ejaculate with a load he projected 18 feet and 9 inches away. Was it real, or was all just a long-distance wet dream?

I Got Duped by Ron Jeremy’s Wokeness Campaign

Media, don’t let yourself get suckered by a celebrity’s Twitter activism

Digital Platforms for Remote Quarantine Sex, Ranked

You’re home, you’re horny and you found another lock-downed loon to jerk it with online. Here’s what you need to know about what to do next.

After 25 Years of ‘Bye, Felicia,’ She’s Still Here

How the ultimate dismissal speaks to a world in which nobody can log off