digital-culture
The Legend of Horst Schultz, the World’s Most Famous Long-Distance Ejaculator
According to urban legend and a confusing amount of Yahoo! Answers, an American man named Horst Schultz once set the record for furthest-reaching ejaculate with a load he projected 18 feet and 9 inches away. Was it real, or was all just a long-distance wet dream?
I Got Duped by Ron Jeremy’s Wokeness Campaign
Media, don’t let yourself get suckered by a celebrity’s Twitter activism
Digital Platforms for Remote Quarantine Sex, Ranked
You’re home, you’re horny and you found another lock-downed loon to jerk it with online. Here’s what you need to know about what to do next.
After 25 Years of ‘Bye, Felicia,’ She’s Still Here
How the ultimate dismissal speaks to a world in which nobody can log off
