According to urban legend and a confusing amount of Yahoo! Answers, an American man named Horst Schultz once set the record for furthest-reaching ejaculate with a load he projected 18 feet and 9 inches away. Was it real, or was all just a long-distance wet dream?
There’s more than one reliable way to make your loads go the distance
So many types of — *shiver* — wetness
No, your semen isn’t going to leak into your kidneys and kill you