butts
When Does Your Butt Stop Growing?
Hypothetically, never
What’s the Proper Way to Spell the Sound of a Fart?
“PFFT” “FRAAAP” “POOT” “BLAT” “THPPTPHTPHPHHPH” “BRAAAP” “BRAAAACK” “FRRRT” “BLAAARP” “PBBBBT” etc.
The Grinch Is Thicc as Hell
Or: How the Grinch Stole Ass-mas
The Very Strange Trend of Decorative Christmas Boobs (and Butts)
Don’t worry — there’s a men’s version too, if you want to put your dong in a reindeer G-string
