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I ‘Simulated a Fever’ by Taking a Hot-Ass Bath and Putting Onions in My Armpits to Get Rid of a Hangover

I hate baths. I just don’t understand them. I’m the kind of person who needs to be doing something, always. I don’t like “sitting there”…

The Art of Writing the Perfect Jingle for Ass Medicine

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Unlike our current golden…

Why Do We Think Muslims Don’t Wipe Their Asses?

From getting it, to eating it, to having it, welcome to Ass Week, MEL’s weeklong exploration of the body part du jour. Growing up as a…

Are You Risking Your Life Every Time You Strain Out a Turd?

You might be under the impression that you were done with potty training years ago. I certainly thought I had come through it aged three…