bathroom

What Are You Supposed to Do With Diapers on a Plane?

Here you are, 30,000 feet above Oklahoma, when you get a whiff of an all-too-familiar scent: Yes, your bundle of joy has just shit their…

Sitting in the Shower Isn’t Just for Crying Anymore

Branden, a musician in California, has a unique shower routine: He turns on the water, gets in the tub and plops his ass down, lying…

How Often Do You Have to Replace All Your Shit Tools?

‘Ah, time to scrub my mostly-clean toilet with a brush covered in three years’ worth of fecal matter’ When was the last time you replaced your…

How to Take Control of Your Bathroom Routine and Set Your Shit Schedule

Shit, shower, shave: the three S’s of a successful grooming routine, but an elusive process to perfect. It takes a disciplined diet and schedule to…