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Are All Guys Doomed to Stain Their Pants as They Get Older?

I don’t remember the first time I had to go to the bathroom just to wipe my butt, but I can say with a high…

Who Is Actually Using the Bristol Scale in Their Pursuit of the Perfect Shit?

You’ve probably heard of the Bristol Stool Scale, but if you haven’t, well, here it is in all its semi-solid glory: As you can easily…

The Poisonous Laxative That Built America

In 1804, one year after the U.S. snatched up more than 800,000 square miles of land from Napoleon, two unmarried soldiers in their 30s embarked…

Oh, How I’ll Miss You, Tiny Plastic Hotel Shampoo Bottles

There are myriad reasons to love the hotel room: Crispy clean white sheets, environmentally destructive amounts of air conditioning at your fingertips, and of course,…