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I Have No Choice but to Answer This Reader Question About a Coworker Who Pees on the Floor

As an old, washed-up rockstar drunkenly hissing into the microphone might say: This one’s for the fans. Last week, Mark, an apparently devout MEL reader,…

How Much Is My Piss Worth?

Before you stumble out of bed tomorrow morning and take that first piss of the day, just hold things in for a minute and consider…

This One Weird Pee Trick Actually Works

Like many young men, Taylor, a 22-year-old in Maryland, hates peeing in public restrooms. He’d rather just get in and out without being noticed or,…

I Used ‘Booty Fresh’ Ass Odor Eliminator to Make My Ass More Edible

There’s no shortage of extraordinary products on Amazon — take, for instance, this jumbo barrel of lube or this battery-powered yodeling pickle. So I can’t…