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‘Lorena’ Transforms a Punchline Back Into a Person

As someone who came of age in the 1990s, I resent the growing waves of nostalgia for the Clinton years. Whether it’s Weezer’s recent comeback…

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Reader, forgive us, for we have failed. The Great Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Extortion Scandal is one of the most MEL news stories to come…

Inside the Strange Yet Profitable World of Retail Arbitrage

On one of my more recent voyages down a YouTube wormhole, I was introduced to a suspiciously profitable practice called retail arbitrage. The concept is…

2019 Will Be the Year of Big Divorce Energy

When news broke that Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage, a lot of people had the same…