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How Does Jeff Bezos Eat Cheetos? An Investigation

Even after one of the most expensive divorces in history, Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos remains the world’s richest man. He’s wealthy enough that…

Does Online ‘Window Shopping’ Make You Feel as Good as the Real Thing?

The department store is dead, but not the spirit of the retail-therapy patient who once careened down the boulevard, finding solace in the simple act…

‘Lorena’ Transforms a Punchline Back Into a Person

As someone who came of age in the 1990s, I resent the growing waves of nostalgia for the Clinton years. Whether it’s Weezer’s recent comeback…

We Have Nothing More to Add About the Jeff Bezos Dick Pics

Reader, forgive us, for we have failed. The Great Jeff Bezos Dick Pic Extortion Scandal is one of the most MEL news stories to come…