“Giant Baby,” a short poem by me:
Ain’t no baby like a giant-ass baby
Cause a giant-ass baby don’t stop
You know we flip trucks like a giant-ass baby
Til somebody calls the cops
You’re all very welcome. (Oh, and who says I’m losing it in quarantine?)
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