Dicks

The Painful Mystery of the ‘Double Diet Coke Piercing’

A Prince Albert is widely considered to be the most painful piercing, but TikToker @ephemeral_remy swears it’s something more Diet Coke-related... or so it seems

A Deceptively Small Oral History of ‘Shrinkage,’ the Perfect Seinfeldian Word

Before ‘Seinfeld,’ there was no English word to describe what happens to your junk in cold air and water. But after it first appeared in a 1994 episode, the world couldn’t get enough of that frightened turtle

I Have the World’s Largest Collection of Penises

From mouse dicks to whale dong, no one has more perfectly preserved penises than Thordur O. Thordarson and his ever-growing Icelandic Phallological Museum

Cum Back Later: A Review of the MYHIXEL System Meant to Stop Premature Ejaculation

It comes with an educational app and a sleek-looking masturbation device, but while it’s well intentioned, you should probably slow down your enthusiasm for it