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A Very Horny Caroline Calloway, the Queen of Fake Reddit Stories and Doctors on Getting the Last Drops of Pee Out of Your Dick

Yesterday was National Horny Day, everybody — at least that’s what the internet’s telling me. So it’s only natural that our second horniest staffer, deputy editor Alana Levinson (Miles Klee being the site’s preeminent authority), would take a break from tweeting about eating ass to write a lil something to mark the occasion.

And that lil something is a piece about the mainstreaming of being outwardly horny online by way of a pretty interesting interview with the internet’s newest horniest denizen, Caroline Calloway. I trust you’ll enjoy it.

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