wine

Ranking Hangover Remedies by How Effective They Are at Keeping Your Brain From Falling Out of Your Ears OH GOD

So you drank too much Guinness yesterday, and now you feel like a rubber chicken that’s been run over by Optimus Prime, who then proceeded…

The Classic Drinking/Smoking Combo Pretty Much Melts Your Brain

It’s St. Patrick’s Day, which means a tide of green-clad frat bros have probably already kicked down your front door and puked in your shoes. This…

How Much Is ‘a Drink,’ Technically Speaking?

There are few instances that provoke riot-type behavior from me — a generally level-headed guy — more than a bartender measuring the amount of alcohol…

Ranking Sparkling Wines by How (Un)Healthy They Are

Nothing screams New Year’s Eve like popping a bottle of bubbly and almost blasting your eye out in the process. You might want to think…

The Water Sommelier