There’s only so many mimosas one can drink — but unfortunately, when it comes to bad sparkling wine, there’s not much more you can do to liven the experience
In addition to being totally inaccurate from a wine standpoint, it implies that it’s somehow amazing that young, rich celebrities still look good in their third decade of life. Uh, no shit?
Need to get back home? To the office? Just want the room to stop spinning? These are our best hacks for making it seem like those seven beers never happened