If there’s a will to get that silicone lube and unsavory butt smell out of your favorite insertable device, there’s definitely a way.
A horny lady with a lifeless vibrator grabbing batteries from the remote is a thing of the past because of USB charging. So why can’t we modernize such an antiquated joke?
Clorox wipes? Check. Can of beans? Check. Massive vibrating dong? Triple check.