technology

Why We Still Can’t Say Goodbye to the Fax Machine

In the once-distant future of 2015, the rather disappointing asshole that is the adult version of Marty McFly is unceremoniously fired from his job via…

Your Stupid Bartending Robot Will Never Be as Cool as I Am

Technology is everywhere in bars: We use point-of-sale software and computer monitors to start and close tabs; electronic printers spit out drink orders rung in from…

Good Luck Being Your Parents’ Tech Support Over the Holidays, Again

This week, for the trillionth time since the invention of the microchip, our elderly, balding white overlords held a congressional hearing to remind us they…

Futurists Predict What Online Dating Will Look Like in 10 Years

I’ve been with my fiancée since 2010, and quite honestly, I don’t think I would survive the Tinder era. There’s too much choice and too…