summer

The Rednecks’ Guide to Red Necks

Who knows more about those pesky sunburnt patches than literal rednecks?

Everything You (Hopefully Never) Need to Know About ‘Dry Drowning’

The terrifying condition involves ‘drowning’ 24 hours AFTER getting out of the pool

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Get Into a Pool Within Two Weeks of Shitting Your Guts Out

I don’t know about you, but when I come down with that sweet, sweet ’rhea, I need a few key things: privacy, a blanket, a…

Everything You Need to Know About Your Skin Before Your Inevitable Memorial Day Sunburn

So look, we know that you’re probably gonna burn the shit out of your skin over the weekend. Especially if you’re east of the Mississippi…