Why, Exactly, Was Captain America Commanded to Wank?

One would imagine that Cap was backed up after 70 years on ice

The Ultimate Taxonomy of Male Sex Sounds

Not all sex noises are created equal. Here’s the difference between a ‘MMMmmmm’ and a ‘Yeauuuh’ — as explained by a pro male moaner

Is Constantly Using Earbuds Wrecking My Hearing?

That depends on whether or not you turn them up to 11

Listen to Music 800x Slower and Make Time Your Bitch

The world of slowed-down tracks on YouTube is a long, strange trip