semen

A Very Religious History of Sperm

From the foundation of creation itself to the physical manifestation of original sin, semen has shot itself across the face of religion for millennia

There’s Only One Reliable Way to Get Smaller Loads

In the name of being a good ally, surely sometimes less is more

Humanity Has Always Been Drowning in Demon Sperm

From ancient Mesopotamia to a worryingly large chunk of today’s pop culture, it turns out we’re always gonna be fascinated by a big ol’ squirt of demon semen

Is Lecithin Really the ‘Holy Grail’ of Semen Boosters?

Anecdotally, it turns you into a fire hydrant. But scientifically, it seems to be nothing more than semen snake oil.