scorching-hot-summer-takes
Lifeguarding Isn’t a Real Job, It’s for Power-Tripping Horny Teens
The petty tyrants of the pool are not to be respected
If You Roll Down My Window in the Car for Me, You’re an Asshole
Being presumptuous is no way to go through life
Black Is the Perfect Summer Color
If you don’t wear black in the summer, you’re a coward and you look like you shop in the kids’ section of J.C. Penney
Actually, Really Dry Hands Feel Good
Call it pandemic Stockholm Syndrome, but I’ve actually begun to enjoy the feeling of parched palms. Why?!
