satire

‘I’d Buy That for a Dollar!’ Encompasses Everything That’s Brilliant About ‘RoboCop’

The ironically idiotic catchphrase has become a shorthand for a movie, about ready to celebrate its 35th anniversary, that satirizes our distracted, dumbed-down, consumerist society

I Spent a Day in Manhattan Eating the Rich

This week, a popsicle truck set up shop in New York and L.A., offering up the frosty heads of billionaires like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg. I happily chowed down on all of them

Go Home, Self-Care, It’s Self-Destruction Time

No one's actually advocating for railing Adderall off your best friend’s ass at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday, but man — doesn’t that sound so much more fun than a CBD bath bomb?

Now Everyone Can Experience the Joy of Being a Heartless Landlord

The subreddit where users pretend to own property is now more popular than the one about rental market misery

Five Years Later, ‘The House’ Is Still the Great Will Ferrell Misfire

The Clit Is a Liberal Lie

The Rainbow Fish Is Rude, Lewd and a Menace to Children

In ‘I’m Still Here,’ Joaquin Phoenix Played Himself and Almost Destroyed His Career

I Started the ‘Joe Rogan Is Dead’ Hoax

Why Can’t I See the Sex in ‘Bad Luck Banging’ on My Favorite Streaming Platform?