satire

Hot Dog Water Is the Beverage of the Future — And It’s Only $30 a Bottle

Douglas Bevans, parent, podcaster and owner of an educational travel company, set up shop near the most recent $400-a-ticket health summit for actress Gwyneth Paltrow’s…

I’m a Male Feminist Who’s Good at Kissing So Please Stop Talking Shit About It

Yesterday, I’m sad to report, a fellow writer launched a crusade against kissing. I became aware of this steaming pile of takery when my woke…

The ‘Absolute Unit’ Is the Only Thing That Will Defeat the ‘Large Adult Sons’

For too long, “large adult sons” have run roughshod over the rest of us. The catch-all label can apply to any former boy who has…

Sunday Funnies: Dating in the Age of Snapchat

It’s Sunday morning, so you know what that means—the Sunday Scaries are mere hours away. And so, to lighten the terrifying reality that the weekend…