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I Tried the Only Manly Pumpkin Spice Food and Immediately Wanted to Die

These days, you have to try pretty hard to shock me with your October-only pumpkin-flavored food or beverage offering. The runaway success of Starbucks’ pumpkin…

Are You an Asshole for Refusing to Meet Your Delivery Guy Outside?

If you’ve treated yourself to Seamless or another delivery app lately—as most city-dwellers have—you may have noticed a curious new thing. You’re tracking the food’s arrival,…

Sexual-Harassment Training in a #MeToo World, the All-You-Can-Eat Lie and Size Schmediums

When I was in college in the early 2000s, my roommate and I had a great idea for a start-up: A website where we ranked…

The Hidden Limits of the ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ Buffet

Remembering how voraciously I ate as a growing pubescent boy, it almost makes my stomach hurt. After half-days in middle school, the boys and I…