rankings
Ranking Artificial Flavors by How Much They Taste Like the Real Thing
I ate all the jelly beans in the name of science, and now I regret everything
Ranking Canned Meats by How (Un)Healthy They Are
Tuna? Sardines? Spam? Which will keep me alive and healthy in my coronavirus bunker when the world ends?
Ranking Chinese Takeout Dishes by How (Un)Healthy They Are
Chow Mein? Dumplings? Orange Chicken? Which will make me feel better about chugging this entire bottle of soy sauce?
Ranking Hard Seltzers by How (Un)Healthy They Are
White Claw? TRULY? Ficks? Which will keep me slim while I enjoy my seltzer-induced immunity from the law?
