oceans

The Paranoid Man’s Guide to Falling Asleep at the Beach

We know that long afternoons at the beach make you sleepy — this is in large part due to the sun suppressing your melatonin production,…

How to Get Sand Out of Virtually Everything

For the second time in recent history, we have to concede that Attack of the Clones had a point. Because the literal takeaway from a…

What’s in This?: The Goddamn Ocean

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…

What’s in This?: Jellyfish

We’re often told that you should never eat anything (or put anything on your body) if you don’t recognize everything on the ingredients list. But…