The Paranoid Man’s Guide to Falling Asleep at the Beach

Will I get swept out to sea? Will a runaway beach umbrella impale my sternum? Will a hermit crab crawl into my butthole?

A Gentleman’s Guide to Beaching It During Coronavirus

You can enjoy your summer sun ‘n’ fun without contributing to the pandemic if you do it right

Five Lies You’ve Been Told About Boats

Are you screwed if you sail through the Bermuda Triangle? And is that *definitely* a nautical-themed pashmina Afghan? Let’s find out the truth.