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A Piercing Investigation into Prince Albert’s Penis
Legend has it that his dick was so big he had to latch it to his thigh with a ring. But as it turns out, it’s a story full of holes.
How to Care for Your Very Stuffed-Up, Slowly Disintegrating Coke Nose
It’s a pain in the schnoz
Can You Flush Condoms?
Nobody wants a trash can full of semen, but is the toilet really the answer?
The New Pussy-Eating Paradigm
Forget your flickering tongue, good head is all about grit, gusto and... active listening
