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Jake Tapper, What Are You Even Doing, Man?

Jake Tapper, what on earth are you doing? Bro! Bro. Come on. This is enough. Please. Jake, I’m not getting it. You’re a successful CNN…

A Stripped-Down History of People Reading the News Naked

Something about the coming of the new millennium made people want to read the news with their clothes off. Perhaps it was the the impending…

Everything We Know About Roger Stone’s Tattoo of Richard Nixon

Ever since Trump took office, Richard Nixon has been a hot topic in the media, as comparisons are often drawn between these two scandal-ridden presidents….

How Do I, an Average Guy Who Doesn’t Want to Upset Someone I Love, Tell My Loved Ones About the Latest Tragic Event in the News?

On Thursday morning, I awoke to the news of a 28-year-old gunman who had killed 13 people including himself at the Borderline Bar and Grill…